about snow.
1. It always looks like a winter wonderland.
FALSE. Snow dies. It doesn't just roll over and give up either. It dies a slow, painful, incredibly murky death. The type of demise that is not snow boot appropriate. This is a case for wellies, rain boots to the knee. That seems to be the only option to protect your toes from black slush that has covered the streets and practically everything else. You might as well wear a poncho too. Drivers are so excited that they can go faster than five miles an hour and they are taking full advantage. Speeding down the road they are able to send the slush flying over unsuspecting bystanders in tsunami like waves. Not only are your toes slush covered, but you have mud splatters straight up your back and front. Like a winterized Jackson Pollock painting. Expect worth way less money.
1. It always looks like a winter wonderland.
FALSE. Snow dies. It doesn't just roll over and give up either. It dies a slow, painful, incredibly murky death. The type of demise that is not snow boot appropriate. This is a case for wellies, rain boots to the knee. That seems to be the only option to protect your toes from black slush that has covered the streets and practically everything else. You might as well wear a poncho too. Drivers are so excited that they can go faster than five miles an hour and they are taking full advantage. Speeding down the road they are able to send the slush flying over unsuspecting bystanders in tsunami like waves. Not only are your toes slush covered, but you have mud splatters straight up your back and front. Like a winterized Jackson Pollock painting. Expect worth way less money.
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