I love Serbia because...

I always feel like a baller when I go to the ATM.

It helps that every American dollar equals about 74 Dinar. It is still a heady experience to drop a few thousand dinar on groceries or rent. I'll never forget the first time I pulled money out of the machine here and my balance was in the thousands (dinar of course!). I thought I was going to faint right there in the street. Talk about culture shock!